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nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: I always thought الأربعاء 08 أكتوبر 2008, 8:27 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Change our vision الأربعاء 08 أكتوبر 2008, 8:31 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: The Stock Market الأربعاء 08 أكتوبر 2008, 8:34 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Beer الخميس 09 أكتوبر 2008, 1:45 pm | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Pearls الخميس 09 أكتوبر 2008, 1:47 pm | |
| Jenny was a bright-eyed, pretty five-year-old girl. One day when she and her mother were checking out at the grocery store, Jenny saw a plastic pearl necklace priced at $2.50. How she wanted that necklace and when she asked her mother if she would buy it for her, her mother said, "Well, it is a pretty necklace, but it costs an awful lot of money. I'll tell you what. I'll buy you the necklace, and when we get home we can make up a list of chores that you can do to pay for the necklace. And don't forget that for your birthday Grandma just might give you a whole dollar bill, too. Okay?" Jenny agreed, and her mother bought the pearl necklace for her. Jenny worked on her chores very hard every day, and sure enough, her Grandma gave her a brand new dollar bill for her birthday. Soon Jenny had paid off the pearls. How Jenny loved those pearls. She wore them everywhere to kindergarten, bed, and when she went out with her mother to run errands. The only time she didn't wear them was in the shower - her mother had told her that they would turn her neck green. Now Jenny had a very loving daddy. When Jenny went to bed, he would get up from his favorite chair every night and read Jenny her favorite story. One night when he finished the story, he said, "Jenny, do you love me?" "Oh yes, Daddy, you know I love you," the little girl said. "Well, then, give me your pearls." "Oh! Daddy, not my pearls!" Jenny said. "But you can have Rosie, my favorite doll. Remember her? You gave her to me last year for my birthday. And you can have her tea party outfit, too. Okay?" "Oh no, darling, that's okay." Her father brushed her cheek with a kiss. "Good night, little one." A week later, her father once again asked Jenny after her story, "Do you love me?" "Oh yes, Daddy, you know I love you." "Well, then, give me your pearls." "Oh, Daddy, not my pearls! But you can have Ribbons, my toy horse. Do you remember her? She's my favorite. Her hair is so soft, and you can play with it and braid it and everything. You can have Ribbons if you want her, Daddy," the little girl said to her father. "No, that's okay," her father said and brushed her cheek again with a kiss. "God bless you, little one. Sweet dreams." Several days later, when Jenny's father came in to read her a story, Jenny was sitting on her bed and her lip was trembling. "Here, Daddy," she said, and held out her hand. She opened it and her beloved pearl necklace was inside. She let it slip into her father's hand. With one hand her father held the plastic pearls and with the other he pulled out of his pocket a blue velvet box. Inside of the box were real, genuine, beautiful pearls. He had them all along. He was waiting for Jenny to give up the cheap stuff so he could give her the real thing. So it is with our Heavenly Father. He is waiting for us to give up the cheap things in our lives so that he can give us beautiful treasure. Isn't God good? Are you holding onto things which God wants you to let go of? Are you holding onto harmful or unnecessary partners, relationships, habits and activities which you have become so attached to that it seems impossible to let go? Sometimes it is so hard to see what is in the other hand but do believe this one thing....... ......... . God will never take away something without giving you something better in its place. ****** | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: If ever in your life الخميس 09 أكتوبر 2008, 1:50 pm | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: 6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years الجمعة 10 أكتوبر 2008, 7:10 am | |
| Read and enjoy .... 6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years . . . ******** Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? ******** Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? ******** Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something. ******** Phone Ringing: 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 6 months : Here, for you. 6 years : PHONE RINGING. ******** Cooking: 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years : AGAIN!!!! ******** Apology: 6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you. 6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said?? ******** New Dress: 6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress. 6 months : You bought a new dress again??? 6 years : How much did THAT cost me? ******** Planning for Vacations: 6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? 6 months : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane? 6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? ******** TV: 6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 6 months : I like this movie. 6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . . | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Story time kids الجمعة 10 أكتوبر 2008, 7:13 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: INTERESTING DEFINITIONS السبت 11 أكتوبر 2008, 6:38 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Come Home Early السبت 11 أكتوبر 2008, 6:40 am | |
| Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?" The father was furious,"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior" The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: "May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!" The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for" The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you" MORAL OF THE STORY It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.... | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: requirements for any job... السبت 11 أكتوبر 2008, 6:42 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Newton in Romantic Mood الأحد 12 أكتوبر 2008, 7:00 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: 5 - MINUTE MANAGEMENT LESSONS الأحد 12 أكتوبر 2008, 7:03 am | |
| Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. ********* Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. ********* Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story Always let your boss have the first say. ********* Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure , why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. ********* Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. ********* Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of this story (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! ********* | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Don't marry software girl الثلاثاء 14 أكتوبر 2008, 6:14 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: The Wings of Burden الثلاثاء 14 أكتوبر 2008, 6:16 am | |
| An old legend relates that long ago God had a great many burdens which He wished to have carried from one place to another on earth, so He asked the animals to lend a hand. But all of them began to make excuses for not helping: the elephant was too dignified; the lion, too proud; and so on. Finally the birds came to God and said, "If you will tie the burdens into small bundles, we'll be glad to carry them for you. We are small but we would like to help." So God fastened upon the back of each one a small bundle, and they all set out walking across the plain to their destination. They sang as they went, and did not seem to feel the weight of their burdens at all. Every day the burdens seemed lighter and lighter, until the loads seems to be lifting the birds, instead of the birds carrying the burdens. When they arrived at their destination, they discovered that when they removed their loads, there were wings in their place, wings which enabled them to fly to the sky and the tree tops. They had learned how to carry their burdens, and their loads had become wings to carry them nearer to God. Burdens we carry for others may become wings of the spirit, to lift us into happiness such as we have never known. | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: P'njaab Airways الثلاثاء 14 أكتوبر 2008, 7:10 am | |
| P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal. On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana. We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine in the night. Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we can be landing d'rectly in your v'llage. P'njaab Airways has exc'llant record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us. I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year over 90% of our p'ssaingers have reached to their dest'nation. For the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots of experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart, but your flight will become late and you may become the late also. For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to contact God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will be quickly distributed. We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not record it from the tallyvision due to power cut. But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen from the right side cabin windows. These windows have been opened For your viewing convenience. For p'ssaingers on left side, we have put binoculars under the seat. If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. Our hostesses Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu. Oye, Balle Balle!! Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and Lassi. There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label bottles. Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights. As per safety rules, smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways flights over P'njaab. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines. Please do read the 'structions on the Safety Card in seat pocket in your front side. It is not a hand fan. The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your backside. Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on any of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land. Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off & landing. Also do not use force. Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the floor during take off and landing. Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts. Do not call for steward or airhostess for a glass of water when plane is taking off. We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight. For air sikness problems we have echo friendly jute bags in the sit pokets Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab Airways ************ | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: The scholarly gentleman and The Boatman الثلاثاء 14 أكتوبر 2008, 7:12 am | |
| One day, a very scholarly gentleman, while travelling in India, decided to go across big river, so he asked one of the village people who owned a small boat, if he would take him, to this request the boatman agreed. As they started, the sun became obscured by dark clouds, and as the river was large, the gentleman realised that the crossing would take some time. So he started a conversation with the boatman. "Did you know that the sun is approximately 93,000,000miles away, and yet it has provided heat and light, throughout the universe since time immemorial, baring that, if it was to shift, even a fraction of an inch out of its orbit, there would be total devastation?" The boatman replied; "My dear sir, I am just a simple man who has had no education, there is no way I could know such information" "Then" said the gentleman "You are 25% fool". Some time passed, and as they were coming to the ½ way mark, the thunder began to rumble. "Did you know notice the lightening, just before the rumbling sound". The gentleman asked. He continued. "Do you know how that phenomenon occurs" "No sir" replied the boatman. "Its occurrence is due to the expansion of rapidly heated air," the gentleman exclaimed, " You are 50% fool. About ¾ of the way the weather completely changed. It became dark and started to rain heavily and started filling up the little boat with water clearly making it difficult for the boatman. But the foolish gentleman insisted in questioning. "Do you know how we get rain", "No sir," was the reply." " The sun evaporates water from the sea, this gets stored in the clouds which then travel by be wind power, then when they become full, it lets all the water go, over the land. That's how we get rain." "You are 75% fool." Said the gentleman, now feeling very smug. The gentleman was suddenly interrupted from his basqueing by a loud cry from the boatman, "Oh no! I have lost my oar and now the water is about capsize the boat, we have no alternative but to swim the remainder of the way, luckily for us it is not very far." "But I can't swim," cried the gentleman now seeing his own imminent death. "Then my dear sir, you are 100% fool" said the boatman. ******** | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Footprints الأربعاء 15 أكتوبر 2008, 5:53 am | |
| One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" To which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you" ******* Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM, "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" To which my PM answered, "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you... You see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times I was "sitting on your head!!!" | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Black & White الأربعاء 15 أكتوبر 2008, 5:55 am | |
| In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day. I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right. The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. "White," he answered. I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object. The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White." It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black. My teacher taught me a very important lesson learned that day: You must stand in the other person's shoes and look at the situation through their eyes in order to truly understand their perspective . ************ ** | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: How old is الأربعاء 15 أكتوبر 2008, 5:58 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Thoughts to think about الخميس 16 أكتوبر 2008, 12:10 pm | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: The donkey الخميس 16 أكتوبر 2008, 12:13 pm | |
| A village potter used to make pots and planters. He would go to a near by town to sell his wares. He had a donkey on whose back he would load the pots etc. Diwali was fast approaching, so the potter decided to make some statues of Lord Ganesha and Goddess Lakshmi, to sell in town. He made some beautiful statues and painted them in bright colours. He then loaded them on to the back of his donkey and set off towards the city. On the way, he crossed many people. They would invariably fold their hands and bow to the statues of Ganesha and Lakshmi. By the time they reached the city, many people had bowed their heads before the deities. They reached the exhibition ground where the artisans could exhibit their things. Soon the potter was able to sell his statues for a good sum. He was pleased indeed! The potter took his donkey by the muzzle and set off on the road leading back to the village. Every time they would cross anyone, the donkey would stop and preen himself prettily as if he were a model. But what was the matter! No one seemed to as much as glance at him! Why were people not bowing their heads before him anymore? Desperate to catch their attention, the donkey started to bray louder & louder... He-haw, he-haw...... He went on. The passers-by started pelting stones at him in annoyance. The potter was bewildered too. The poor donkey had thought that everyone was bowing to him, little realizing that their reverence was directed to the idols of God tied to his back and not to him! Many of us make this mistake. A person occupying a seat of power, often finds people saluting him. If he thinks that the salutations are in his honour, he is living in a fool's paradise, like the donkey in the story! The respect is given to the chair and not to the person occupying it. As soon as he steps down from the position, the people around him vanish. Frogs croak only when it rains, as soon as the rain stops, they vanish. ******** | |
| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: Funny Quotes. الجمعة 17 أكتوبر 2008, 3:52 am | |
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| | | nermeen ahmed kamal نجم الجماهير
عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: A BOY'S LOVE الجمعة 17 أكتوبر 2008, 3:55 am | |
| On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the store to buy the remaining gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself. It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go... Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it... Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started to curse the prices, wondering if all kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said: Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money? The old lady replied: You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear. Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who did he want to give this doll to. It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there. His eyes were so sad while saying this. My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy said that Mommy will also go to see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my sister. My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come back from the store. Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me: I also want mommy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister. Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few dollars out and said to the boy. What if we checked again, just in case, to see if you have enough money? OK he said. I hope that I have enough. I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare money. The little boy said: Thank you God for giving me enough money. Then he looked at me and added: I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me. I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose. You know, my mommy loves white roses. A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to get out of the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him. | |
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عدد الرسائل : 4069 العمر : 49 تاريخ التسجيل : 30/07/2008
| موضوع: THINKING OUT OF THE BOX السبت 18 أكتوبر 2008, 1:28 am | |
| Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ********** Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. ********** Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. (Good one) ********** Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand. ********** Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. ********** Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. ********** Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. ********** Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Lunch and Dinner. ********** Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A : It caused a revolution. ********** Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid ********** ONE EXTRA SHOT Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!" ********** | |
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