قصص و فكاهة بالانجليزية.

Birth is The 'Start of Life'

Beauty is The 'Art of Life'

Love is The 'Part of Life'

Death is The 'Last of Life'

But,

Friend is The 'Heart of Life'



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Each drop of a Tear is Costly

Than anything in the World..

But,

No One knows its value

Until they have it in their own eyes

For Someone.



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Q:Why is Sardarji standing below

A tube light with a open mouth?



A:Because his doctor advised him

'Today's dinner should be light'



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Santa was withdrawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

The line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.



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Some People Hurt By Words

N Some By Action..

But

The Worst Pain

I Think Is That!

Some One Ignores You

When U Value Them More Than Anything Else!



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"m happy, u know why?

BCoz I"m lucky, u know why?

BCoz GOD loves me, u know how?

He sent a good friend to me, u know who?

It's YOU.



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There are 6 Billlion peoples in DA world

But I don know why I keep on missing *U*

May be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*



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Some Day You'll Cry For Me Like I Cried For You,

Some Day You'll Miss Me Like I Missed You,

Some Day You'll Need Me Like I Needed You,

Some Day You'll Love Me But I Won't Love You.



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U must be a gr8 runner bcoz u run in my mind always.

U must be a gr8 theif coz u have stolen my heart.

And I must be a bad shooter coz I miss u always...



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U r a nice person...

But...

U have to do 2 things early in the morning...

1. Pray to God so that u can live....

2. Take a bath so that others can live.



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1 year of happiness,

12 months of prosperity,

52 weeks of success,

365 days of good luck,

8760 hours of gladness ,

5,25,600 mins of goodness,

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Sending birthday wishes is a pleasant thing 2 do,

Especially when they r being sent 2 som1 nice as U!

So catch urself a great day

WISH U A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY



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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -

LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2

Share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...

Good Morning!



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Even though,

She hates me in every moment of life ,

But I love her with very seconds,

Not because she has broken my heart,

But she as thought me to live with broken heart.



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Not every bird can Dance,

But peacock did that.

Not every flower can represent LOVE,

But Rose did that.

Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,

But u did that…



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Art of living:

First of all,don’t make friends.

If made,don’t go close to them.

If gone,don’t like them.

If liked,then plz.. Don’t leave them.

Good Night, sweet dreams…



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The best feeling in the world is That

When you think that someone forgot you

&

Suddenly

You receive a message from that person saying

“Hey I am Missing you yaar.”



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Friendship is not about finding similarities,

It is about respecting differences.

You are not my friend coz you are like me,

But because I accept you and respect you the way you are.



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You Mean A lot to me….

And so does your Health and Happiness…..

So Here”s a wish to say….

& Take good care of Yourself !



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Every moment of your life is a pic

Which u had never seen b4 &

Which u will never see again

So enjoy and live life &

Make every moment beautiful.



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When A Very Sweet N Close Person

Goes Too Far From Us,

We May Say Or Not Say

But Our Heart Says 2 There Heart:

"U Made Me Alone.."

Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"



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I asked god to bless u..

He did it.

I asked him to love u..

He did it.

I asked him to make u happy...

He smiled n said, " ur sms will do better"..



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Secret of happy life:

Get a girl who

Cooks well,

Get a girl who

Looks well,

Get a girl who

Is rich

But

Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other.



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Even though u're not feeling ur best

With a little time, good care & rest

It won't be long until the happy day

When u're feeling fine in every way.



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I Will Wait ..



Till The Day

“I” Can Forget “You” ..

Or

The Day

You Realize

“You” Cannot Forget “Me”.



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L- 'LOVE'

I- 'IMAGINATION'

F- 'FRIEND'

E- 'ENJOY'

'LIFE' will become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of FRIEND,

I am Lucky 2 get u as my Sweet Friend.



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A Beautiful Life Does Not Just Happen

It’s Built Daily In Prayers, Truth,

Sincerety, Sacrifice & LOVE

May A Beautiful Life Always Be Urs!

Good morning .



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Its sweet if ur friend finds time to say 'HI'

Behind his busy schedule....

But its sweeter if he could find time to surprise U

Wen U least expect it.



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A Wish for Your Marriage !

May each new day find

Your hearts a little closer,

Your lives a little fuller

And your love a little deeper.

Congratulations !



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“LOVE” is a Small Coin

“LIFE” is a BIG Coin

“Wife” is a Lucky Coin

“Lover” is a Sweet Coin

BUT,

“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin

Keep it safe it..!



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Between a thousand yesterdays

And a million tomorrows,

There is only one “TODAY”

And I will not let it pass

Without remembering you

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...



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Don't Trust Money,

Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep

It gives Books but not Mind

It gives Luxuries but not Happiness

So

Transfer it to My Account..



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143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU"

What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO?

Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"



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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,

Only 1 thing is DEFINITE.

U'll always be my FRIEND,

Beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!



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I hide my tears when I say your name,

But the pain in my heart is still the same.

Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,

There is no one Who misses you more than ME!



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1+1=2 Eyes

Looking 4 U

12+12=24 Hrs

Thinking 4 U

3+4=7

Days IN Week

MIssing U

6+6=12 Months

I always Need Friend Like U



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Friendship The wrong kind of people

Dislike you for the good in you and

The right kind of people like you knowing

Even the bad in you. They are your friends.



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Wishing u a day soft as silk...

White as milk...

Sweet as honey&full of money.

May all ur dreams come true...

HAPPY BIRTH DAY



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My nights are going sleepless,



My days are going useless.



So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.



GOD replied, “no dear, result is near.



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Just Wondering..!

Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?

Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?

Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?

Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?

Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !



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